The name might be confusing, but NaBloPoMo is a good excuse to keep things regular, so to speak. I'll be posting every day for the month of November, providing my computer doesn't implode.
I wasn't clever enough to come up with a theme, but I have a feeling I'll have plenty to dredge up over the next few weeks. However, if you are curious about anything, feel free to ask me a question or two. If not, you're stuck with whatever pops into my mind. HAH.
Let's start the month with a particularly amusing conversation I just had.
Conversation with Ottawa's Coolest Chiropractor
Me: My feet are fucked.
Him, after a long pause: Is that your professional opinion?
Me: Yes. I am a professional, and that is my opinion.
Him: I see.
(He proceeds to press my foot in a way that makes me squeal with pain. I try not to swear, and instead say...)
Me: Chocolate cake!
Him: Mmmm, chocolate cake. I should start using that as part of my therapy.
Me: It would certainly help with the fucking pain.
Him: Mmmmm. Chocolate cake.