Morty will finally get a chance to play with our friends' dogs, including O'Doyle the English bulldog who is coming to visit in HALF AN HOUR. O'Doyle is six months old, and he's a lovely pup. I can't believe that I will have two bulldogs under one roof. Dude. It's going to be adorable chaos.
I'm also going to put to use a spa gift certificate that my Better Half got me for Christmas. Hello, massage and a facial! It's been so long since we last met! I am so excited for the appointment that I could pee on the floor. Oh, wait, that's what Morty does. Once a day. Other than that, he's brilliant.
Here is a video of Morty's classic bulldog whine. This is the sound he makes when he's hungry/annoyed/bored/gassy/tired (so pretty much all the time. especially the gassy bit). I caught a quick second of it a couple days ago, and it still makes me giggle every time.