Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Banjoery

Just a couple of exciting definitions I need to share, courtesy of the Urban Dictionary.

Lumberjack Denial Syndrome:

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.

Blog:

Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

Canadian:

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has: Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.

Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.

Skillshit:

The blend of two words, skill and bullshit. It's a temporary state of possessing mad skill by the most unlikely means and circumstances. It comes and goes at random moments.

Banjoery:

To play the banjo in a sexy way.

As in - Did you see that fitty Dan McKay last night? Ooo i got wet at all that banjoery.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Move to Toronto and host "Ontario Morning"?

http://cbc.radio-canada.ca/jobs/current.shtml

Shawna

Andrea SK said...

Ooooh, don't tempt me my dear! PS, I think I have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

~A

Anonymous said...

mmm...jerked beef and housewifery.

Shawna