Guess who doesn't have multiple sclerosis? ME!
I do, however, have the coolest chiropractor in the city. I told him about my doctor, who thinks I have MS, and my podiatrist, who thinks I have MS, and then I told him about my symptoms. He responded by saying my symptoms were very typical of someone with a pinched nerve, and proved his point by tapping the nerve, causing my foot to go numb. He grinned, and said, "But all other signs point to MS."
We both laughed. Hoorah.
So aside from needing a bit of therapy to work out whatever is pressing on the nerve, my feet should be fine. Fucking A.
I have to go eat before I get woozy, but I'll close with some pictures of my roomie's new juicer, which is nearly silent and far cooler than the noisy hellraiser she was using before. It shits veggie guts, I swear.