Yesterday, right after the element on my stove was engulfed in flames, I managed to pour hot candle wax all down my arm. Needless to say, I am taking it easy today, and I'm trying not touch anything of value.
By popular demand:
Sorry it's so fuzzy... But that's probably the exact moment our server walked in. Perhaps there is a moral here, but it escapes me. Don't bite a stranger in the ass? Or, don't put your ass near a stranger's teeth?
Have a safe weekend!